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Wednesday 20 May 2009
Common Sense
years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic
red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out
of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies ( don't spend more than you can earn) and
reliable strategies ( adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set
in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens
suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an
unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had
failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun
lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and
wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received
better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and
the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup
of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by
his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass
this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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Saturday 10 January 2009
U14s Game 10th Jan
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Friday 9 January 2009
Game oFF
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Saturday 13 December 2008
13th DEC
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Friday 12 December 2008
CRAMLINGTON 13th Dec
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Thursday 4 December 2008
Game CANCELLED
Due to the Weather U12's Game CANCELLED
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Wednesday 3 December 2008
MATCH UP DATE
Under 14's do not have a game.
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Saturday 29 November 2008
29th Nov
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Wednesday 26 November 2008
Sat 29th GAMES
This is a league cup game.
Under 14's game this Saturday 29th November against Hexham 12.00 kick off at Kenton.This is a
League game.
Could anyone who is not able to play on Saturday please let John or Kevin know as soon as possible
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Tuesday 25 November 2008
Friday 21 November 2008
U12's update 21st Nov
22nd Nov 08
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Nov 22 u14 game
CANCELLED
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Thursday 20 November 2008
Nov 22nd games
Tigers U12.s v AE Phoenix KO 10.00am
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Friday 14 November 2008
U12's
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Friday 7 November 2008
Nov 8th Games update
U14's Pitch inspection Sat Morning
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Friday 31 October 2008
Post Scam
by Royal Mail. The Trading Standards Office are making people aware of the following scam:
A card is posted through your door from a company called PDS (Parcel Delivery Service) suggesting
that they were unable to deliver a parcel and that you need to contact them on 0906 6611911 (a
premium rate number). DO NOT call this number, as this is a mail scam originating from Belize .
If you call the number and you start to hear a recorded message you will already have been billed
£15 for the phone call.
Please advise family members/Friends.
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1st Nov
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Thursday 30 October 2008
Training
Kevin
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Tuesday 28 October 2008
1st Nov
Kingston Park v Blyth Spartans
1.30PM KO
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Thursday 23 October 2008
Training
Training Sunday 26th Oct at Kingston Park 10-30 to 12.00
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Friday 10 October 2008
update 9 Oct
Date 9-10-2008
Message Hi,
Under 14's game on Saturday against North Shields 1.30 kick off at John Spence Community High
School North Shields.
PLease get there no later than 1.15
No game for under 12's training on at 10 O'clock at Kingston Park.
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Thursday 2 October 2008
update 2 Oct
We dont have a game on Saturday the 4th training on 10 till 12 at Kingston Park
Our first game should be on Saturday 11th October
Kevin
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